The Federal Republic of Khrysler is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Azfar with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.885 billion Khryslerians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Khryslerian economy, worth 749 trillion Federal Khrysmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,338 Federal Khrysmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and colonial subjects have Khryslerian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khrysler's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khrysler is ranked 36,558^th in the world and 54^th in The Black Hawks for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.