The District of Juergen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.519 billion Districtmen enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Industry, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 27.3%.

The powerhouse Juergenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,939 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 74,369 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and carefully-staged grief is displayed by Liard after national disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juergen's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juergen is ranked 16,373^rd in the world and 2^nd in Australia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,474.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.