The Lost Soul of Jared Michael is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Suicide with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.663 billion Jared Michaelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oblivion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jared Michaelian economy, worth a remarkable 7,210 trillion Hopes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 227,738 Hopes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,093,472 per year while the poor average 27,696, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Posters on 'Jared Michaelian Values' advise against being proud of Jared Michael, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy, and the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jared Michael's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Jared Michael is ranked 29,958^th in the world and 508^th in NationStates for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,387.09 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.