The Principality of Froggend is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Frogman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.328 billion Froggendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Small Pond. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Froggendian economy, worth a remarkable 4,594 trillion lilypads a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,708 lilypads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, Jennifer Government is banned, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Froggend's national animal is the frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tadpole Miraclism.

Froggend is ranked 31,914^th in the world and 37^th in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.71 law-abiding acts per hour.