The Not incompetent like Alex of East Planes is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Malina de Salvo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.567 billion Samareños love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biringan. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Samareño economy, worth 977 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,602 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Planes's national animal is the Trilobite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Planes is ranked 290,378^th in the world and 6,842^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.28 kickbacks per hour.