The Dpublic of Dsheiga is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Osheiga with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.859 billion Dsheigans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dovatova. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dsheigan economy, worth 355 trillion legendary cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,454 legendary cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, Dsheigans suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dsheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dodoism.

Dsheiga is ranked 54,282^nd in the world and 25^th in Christmas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,624.82 on the Gilded Widget Scale.