Population | 24.206 billion |
Capital | Espanola |
Leader | Elfego Baca |
Currency | Golden |
Animal | Chile Bear |
The Community of Chimayo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elfego Baca with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 24.206 billion Chimayoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espanola. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Chimayoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,472 trillion Goldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 143,463 Goldens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,329 per year while the poor average 37,114, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.
Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Chimayo's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chimayo's national animal is the Chile Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Chimayo is ranked 56,192nd in the world and 15th in Equestria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.63 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Chimayo, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Chimayo's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Chimayo, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Chimayo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Chimayo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Chimayo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Chimayo, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Chimayo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Chimayo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Chimayo, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Chimayo, euthanasia is legal.