WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 2 years 123 days ago)
Embassies: Pony Lands, New Lunar Republic, Orbital Friendship Cannon HQ, Hollow Point, The Empire of Friendship, Dash Clan, United Nations of Fail Earth, Bronydom, Angels of Derp, Equestrian States, Mystria, Bronyland, The United Empires Of the Raht Sea, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, The New Solar Empire, Farkistan, and 22 others.Tanos, Trixie Supremacy, Dutopia, Spokane, The Discord Dominion, The Lands Beyond the Endless Desert, The Federal Islands 2nd Gen, Ponychan, Time to build stuff, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Science Time, Apple Farmlands, The post nuclear region of new equestria, Red Eyes Army, Liberty Galaxy, The Derpy Dominion, United Nations of Grissom, MineWorld, Hybernaton Closet of Sleepy Bronies, The Magical Unicorns, The Dawnguard, and Union of the Greater Nations.
Construction of embassies with Armed Nations of Wartone has commenced. Completion expected in 1 day 5 hours.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Equestria
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 12,813th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
|1.||The Privatised Forces of Non Antidisestablishmentaria||Capitalizt||“Settlement my arse, let's slot floppies.”|
|2.||The Free State of Mattestria||Anarchy||“Ponies Ponies Ponies”|
|3.||The Empire of The Lost Cedars||Moralistic Democracy||“Profiting from Nothing”|
|4.||The Holy Empire of The Britannian Annex||Anarchy||“All Hail Britannia!”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Poni Shenanigans||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Dear Princess Celestia, We are insane”|
|6.||The MadLands of Dragoria||New York Times Democracy||“Sheogorath is best pony!”|
|7.||The Incorporated States of Commercia Capitolina||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Private Enterprise”|
|8.||The Principality of Greater Unicornwall||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Prosperity, Stability, Unity”|
|9.||The Mehder Shenanigans of Viisbyax||New York Times Democracy||“Muffins!”|
|10.||The Protectorate of Dovewing||New York Times Democracy||“Do what you have to do in 10 seconds flat.”|
- 20 hours ago: The Empire of Yonefet arrived from NeoConfederate States of America.
- 1 day 5 hours ago: The Sovereign Colonies of The Galactic Levyian Empire arrived from The East Pacific.
- 1 day 18 hours ago: Embassy established between Union of the Greater Nations and Equestria.
- 1 day 18 hours ago: The Commonwealth of Grand Pegasus Enclave ceased to exist.
- 1 day 18 hours ago: The Islamic state of Zharconia ceased to exist.
- 2 days 2 hours ago: The United Utopia of Untspah agreed to construct embassies with Armed Nations of Wartone.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Free Land of Toisechs departed this region for The East Pacific.
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Free Land of Toisechs arrived from The East Pacific.
- 2 days 13 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Wayward Asylum arrived from The Pacific.
- 2 days 15 hours ago: The Allied States of Mareica arrived from The West Pacific.
Equestria Regional Message Board
Personally, I believe that the whole "raising the sun" thing was just a show of power that Celestia did when she took the throne, in order to inspire her subjects, and then Celestia and Woona got stuck with the (theoretical) responsibility of raising the sun and the moon. However, Nightmare Moon did, indeed, make the moon stay up longer than normal, so that means that the princesses DO have the power to raise the sun and the moon. So... huh. Not quite sure where that's going. Damn 10 o'clock brain.
I have solemn news: Nelson Mandela has recently died today 12/05/2013
May he continue to inspire us beyond life as we know it. Amen...
122 of 124 for fattest. Damn! There are 2 nations with smaller waist lines then mine!
109th for fat. Sure, we're the size of houses, but it's alllll muscle.
5th for fattest citizens... not unhealthy enough, we need more greasy lard in our food!
Bro hoof from Brisbane, Australia
How do I earn icons ??
Get into the top percentage of whatever is being measured today.
You've two options:
A. You bring Untspah a fresh, sacrificial child so that its soul may be painfully ripped from its physical body, leaving behind only a fleshy husk of a human being. Untspah will then take this husk, burn it in the fires of Hell and return it to you in the form of an icon.
B. You change things about your nation so that it falls within a certain percentage of today's WA measurement. This can be within the region or you can try and shoot to be the top percentage in the world. Icons come automatically when the thing you're good at is measured (which it is random as when things get measured, if my memory is correct).
So, how fresh does this child have to be, exactly? (Asking for a friend)
Also, does it have to be alive?
Lastly, does a chocolate chip make a good replacement for a child?
The child must be alive at the time of offering. If the chocolate chip is sentient and capable of feeling pain and remorse for its sins, then it is a suitable substitute.