WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected )
Embassies: Winterfell, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Spokane, The Derpy Dominion, Pony Lands, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Farkistan, The United States For Civil Rights, Crystal Empire, Terra Magnificum, Avadam Inn, Fallout Equestria, The Dirt Alliance, The Galactic Federacy, and Sagittarius Arm.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Armed in Equestria
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of weapons per citizen.
As a region, Equestria is ranked 13,899th in the world for Most Armed.
|1.||The Holy Empire of The Britannian Annex||Anarchy||“All Hail Britannia!”|
|2.||The Republic of Eytelia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Where There is Cacao, There is Sensibility.”|
|3.||The Holy Empire of Bahssikava||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ahss-hai thsss'roh Bahssikava!”|
|4.||The Alicorn Protectorate of Armetesia||Libertarian Police State||“Shut up....”|
|5.||The Conflagrated States of Quintolania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ignited we stand.”|
|6.||The Church of The Divine Lucre||Corporate Bordello||“Don't need what money can't buy.”|
|7.||The Colony of Dromund Fels||Corporate Police State||“For The Empire”|
|8.||The Holy Empire of Ygdromar||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“The vigilant will survive.”|
|9.||The Republic of Sunsubrio||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“For the republic, we fight for freedom elsewhere.”|
|10.||The Alicorn Dominions of Luna and Mars||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Only fate can keep us down.”|
- : The Alicorn Protectorate of Armetesia arrived from Pony Lands.
- : The Technocracy of Derakmania arrived from Osiris.
- : Hoovies ceased to exist.
- : The Alicorn Protectorate of Armetesia departed this region for The Empire of Friendship.
- : The United Socialist States of Coldwayvern arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The United Socialist States of Eastern Communist Equestria arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Collective States of The Griffon Dominion arrived from Orion.
- : The Incorporated States of Arc Aegis arrived from The Revolutionary Council.
- : The Equestrian Princessdom of Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle departed this region for Nordic Council.
- : The People's Republic of The United Communist State Of Russia arrived from The Communist Bloc.
Equestria Regional Message Board
Huh, a war has started without me? I knew I was taking too long planning the ceremony. Hope she likes the cake I ordered.
Also, Regional Offices coming to your region soon!
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"Sir! The Alicorns have a message for you! They want to make pea-'
"Not now, Yesmare! Can't you see I'm trying out my new wetware!"
The stallion flexes his new set of wings in front of a mirror, the guilded crest of San Palomino gleams from the chest plate of the red armored dermal plating.
"Oh... Umm, sorry to bother you sir, but it is urgent..."
The butter yellow Pegasus shuffles her hooves as the stallion activates the magic enhancing implants and saddle blasters.
"Fine! Out with it. The sooner you tell me, the sooner you and I can go back to admiring myself." The stallion gives a smile and wink into the mirror, before taking a sip from a soda with a bendy straw.
"They, ummm... They want to make peace... If that's alright with you."
The stallions eyes go wide as he chokes on the Soda.
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... The war has come to an end before it even escalated. We, with our superior science and might, have dissuaded any hostilities, no doubt because of our inherent and obvious superiority. And it is with undue glee, that I declare this day be a holiday, know as 'National Aquila, high president, CCO, CEO, and PhD DDS Supreme is our Hero day!' Aquila is awesome cakes for everypony...
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The main resource I'm using up right now is napalm, so really I'd rather trade with Quintolania.
The country that is on fire all the time miiiight not be the best one to buy highly flammable/explosive things from. Not if you want the shipment to arrive intact.
Go with the multiverse shenanigans. When one can find a nation on eternal fire, eldritch horrors in a goddess's literal basement, and the entire place somehow staying together despite the massive collateral damage, multiverse shenanigans aren't all that farfetched.
You're not giving me enough credit! It's not like I use WOODEN boxes to ship my napalm!
I use cardboard ones. With packing peanuts. I'm safety personified.
Parliament has been restored and the Treaty of Katokia has been ratified.
Armetesia will now grudgingly abide under the new surrender terms:
1. The Shetland Dynasty has been executed and power will soon be transferred to the Horseburg family.
2. Until the monarchy is restored, Armetesia will be a protectorate of The Alicorns (est. 1 month)
3. All resources produced by Armetesia will go to Skyla's dominions.
4. Armetesia cannot declare war on any foreign entity for the next four months.
5. Ponyville/Everfree and Marechigan will be seceded to The Alicorns.
6.Our Town Restored will obtain all of Armetesia's offshore colonies.
Armetesia will spare no expense in efforts to improve Equestria.
To commemorate there victory, the former Armeteain embassy in The Alicorns(now the Office for Western Colonial Affairs) will be building a massive botanical monument to Skyla's victory.
Why am I getting these messages from an address in the especially burnt area in Sector Sol? I'll just dump it. Probably nothing important. Back to the practicing and the arms dealing. Such is Equestrian life.
Instead of reposting, I'll just point anyone who's interested in my commentary on the latest episode to my post in Pony Lands. Yes, spoilers.