WA Delegate: The United Utopia of Untspah (elected 120 days ago)
Embassies: The Black Hawks, Winterfell, Unified Skaian Syndicate of Rulers, Spokane, The Derpy Dominion, Pony Lands, Soviet Equestria, Freedom and Justice Alliance, Farkistan, The Dawnguard, War Weary, western changling empire, and Breckenridge.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Retail Industry in Equestria
As a region, Equestria is ranked 18,628th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.
|1.||The Corporate Conglomerates of Conexus||Corporate Bordello||“Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat!”|
|2.||The Most Harmonic Empire of The Alicorns||Left-Leaning College State||“Unum populum, unam metam”|
|3.||The Holy Empire of The Britannian Annex||Anarchy||“All Hail Britannia!”|
|4.||The Independent City-States of Primarius||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Libertas Justitia Veritas!”|
|5.||The Empire of The Seht Kingdom||New York Times Democracy||“The only way to true peace is through compassion.”|
|6.||The Church of The Divine Lucre||Corporate Bordello||“Don't need what money can't buy.”|
|7.||The Kingdom of Unicronland||Corporate Police State||“Work harder or die”|
|9.||The Kind Principality of See-land||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“... si tibi placet ...”|
|10.||The Empire of Mochadia||Father Knows Best State||“Sekura, egala, kaj justa.”|
- 10 hours ago: Boeetan ceased to exist.
- 1 day 21 hours ago: Embassy established between Equestria and Breckenridge.
- 4 days ago: The Technocracy of Derakmania arrived from Balder.
- 4 days ago: The Republic of Speedo Cops arrived from Balder.
- 4 days ago: The Peaceful Territories of Octanus Prime departed this region for United Nations of Communism.
- 5 days ago: The United Utopia of Untspah agreed to construct embassies with Breckenridge.
- 5 days ago: The Dominion of Qassiarsuk arrived from Balder.
- 5 days ago: Captainahab ceased to exist.
- 6 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Allied forces of flightless birds and Equestria.
- 8 days ago: The Colony of Indarcene departed this region for Atheist Empire.
Equestria Regional Message Board
Two planes (one for each foot), an ax (for lumberjacking), a ticket to see some California Redwoods, a small cruise missile tied to some fishing line, and six pairs of floaties (for the planes).
Too expensive! I suggest just using a crowbar, a gravity gun, and an airboat.
What do you think this is, a post-apocalyptic dictatorship?
Not yet. The apocalypse is only scheduled for tomorrow.
We have the dictators ready, though.
I have to oversee my R&D division doing an analysis on an exotic matter with an expensive experimental spectrometer tomorrow!
Can we just put off the apocalypse thing on to the day after tomorrow?
But I have torture sessions all day then! What about Friday?
I'm testing my new golems that day. I need to make sure that they won't rebel and drown everything in a curtain of bullets. Sorry. How about Sunday?
You skipped Saturday. I can't think of a better way to face the apocalypse than while watching My Little Pony.
I concur, also my scheduled meeting with the R&D team analyzing the exotic matter has been delayed due to a "resonance cascade" incident.
I guess we need some sort of "free man" to solve that problem.