Best Weather: 2,088th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,164th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,296th
The Former Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Once the seat of an Empire.
Herr Desgoff und Gottschalk
Regional Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Former Republic of Cherdoskie is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Herr Desgoff und Gottschalk with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.148 billion Cherdoskieans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neblesbad. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cherdoskiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,648 trillion Kulbecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,402 Kulbecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, contestants on Cherdoskie's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cherdoskie's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Cherdoskie is ranked 133,911th in the world and 4th in Zeptrea for Most Pro-Market, scoring -72.22 on the Rand Index.

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Best Weather: 2,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,164thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,842ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,210thMost Developed: 3,334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,413thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,898thSafest: 5,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,565thLargest Governments: 5,620thHighest Economic Output: 5,630thHealthiest Citizens: 6,424thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,209thLargest Populations: 7,528thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,665thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,060thSmartest Citizens: 11,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,437thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,334thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,663rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, contestants on Cherdoskie's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Cherdoskie's influence in Zeptrea fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Cherdoskie, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Cherdoskie changed its national faith to "Eastern Orthodox".

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