Borrego Palm Canyon Campground
| Population | 10.176 billion |
| Capital | The Park Headquarters |
| Leader | The Park Ranger |
| Faith | Paganism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | big horn sheep |
The Desert Community of Borrego Palm Canyon Campground is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Park Ranger with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.176 billion Borrego Palm Canyon Campgroundians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Park Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Borrego Palm Canyon Campgroundian economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,516 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, in a fit of passion The Park Ranger has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and sex changes are routinely performed at Borrego Palm Canyon Campground's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Borrego Palm Canyon Campground's national animal is the big horn sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.
Borrego Palm Canyon Campground is ranked 166,950th in the world and 4,302nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 7.46 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Borrego Palm Canyon Campground was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average and Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Borrego Palm Canyon Campground, sex changes are routinely performed at Borrego Palm Canyon Campground's hospitals.
- : Borrego Palm Canyon Campground was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Borrego Palm Canyon Campground, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
- : Borrego Palm Canyon Campground was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Borrego Palm Canyon Campground, in a fit of passion The Park Ranger has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
- : Borrego Palm Canyon Campground was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Borrego Palm Canyon Campground, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in Borrego Palm Canyon Campground, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
- : Following new legislation in Borrego Palm Canyon Campground, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
