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The BAKA BAKA BAKA of Blue Wolf II

“DIE GAS PUMPER!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The BAKA BAKA BAKA of Blue Wolf II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Scardino with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.093 billion Blue Wolf IIians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous, liberal, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northwind Citadel. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Military spending is on the increase, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Wolf II's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the raven skull.

Blue Wolf II is ranked 3,957th in The North Pacific and 111,056th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -46 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, military spending is on the increase.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, corporate 'hostile takeovers' now involve ICBMs and main battle tanks.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 12 days ago: Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, disaster victims are viewed with disdain.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.

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