The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of
Anarchy
DIE GAS PUMPER!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf II is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Scardino with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.361 billion Blue Wolves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northwind Citadel. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Wolvian economy, worth a remarkable 5,317 trillion raven skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 274,637 raven skulls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,749,830 per year while the poor average 17,762, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in General Scardino's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blue Wolf II's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blue Wolf II is ranked 5,511th in The North Pacific and 122,860th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -377 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 23 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in General Scardino's bedroom.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 4 days ago: Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 5 days ago: Blue Wolf II applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, Blue Wolf II is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.

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