Nudest: 131st Most Efficient Economies: 137th Most Armed: 149th
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The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Scardino with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.651 billion Blue Wolves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northwind Citadel. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Wolvian economy, worth a remarkable 5,906 trillion raven skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,015 raven skulls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,683,996 per year while the poor average 22,589, a ratio of 74.5 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blue Wolf II's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blue Wolf II is ranked 1,755th in the world and 50th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 19,677.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Nudest: 131stMost Efficient Economies: 137thMost Armed: 149thHighest Crime Rates: 164thRudest Citizens: 324thFattest Citizens: 444thHighest Economic Output: 646thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 949thMost Avoided: 1,022ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,109thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,193rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,472ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,483rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,582ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,584thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,753rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,755thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,802ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,952ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,734thLargest Populations: 2,884thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,057thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,179thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,224thLargest Mining Sector: 3,674thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,431stSmartest Citizens: 5,730thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,795thLargest Black Market: 7,130thMost Pro-Market: 7,466thTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,914thMost Cultured: 9,482ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,005thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,514th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Populations: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 90th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 118th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 217th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 245th in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 354th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 373rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 381st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 520th in the regionLargest Governments: 675th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 712th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Blue Wolf II's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Efficient Economies, Largest Soda Pop Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Blue Wolf II altered its national flag.
  • : Blue Wolf II altered its national flag.
  • : Blue Wolf II relocated from Osiris to The North Pacific.
  • : Blue Wolf II was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Blue Wolf II ceased to exist.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Blue Wolf II fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Free.


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