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The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf II

“DIE GAS PUMPER!”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Scardino with an even hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 18.448 billion Blue Wolves enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northwind Citadel. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Wolf II's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the raven skull.

Blue Wolf II is ranked 4,379th in The North Pacific and 113,001st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -162 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 16 days ago: Blue Wolf II lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Blue Wolf II with a very polite populace.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • 21 days ago: Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).

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