The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of
Anarchy
DIE GAS PUMPER!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Scardino with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.892 billion Blue Wolves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northwind Citadel. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Wolvian economy, worth a remarkable 5,516 trillion raven skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 277,301 raven skulls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,873,887 per year while the poor average 15,175, a ratio of 123 to 1.

The nation has declared war on all passing comets, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blue Wolf II's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blue Wolf II is ranked 27th in The North Pacific and 1,607th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Blue Wolf II, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.

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