The United States of BludHaven is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by yin yang with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.199 billion BludHavenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of haven. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BludHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,701 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, one can wake up in BludHaven and have breakfast in Bigtopia, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BludHaven's national animal is the ice dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is dragonizen.

BludHaven is ranked 28,641^st in the world and 762^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Corrupt Governments, with 75.32 kickbacks per hour.