The Republic of Batea del Nord is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jordina Bes with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.293 billion nortenies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batea. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Batea del Nordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,781 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,065 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, commemoration of the Great The ACSN War costs almost as much as the war itself, tourists visit Batea del Nord to mass-moon Batea del Nordian politicians, and edutainment video games are taking Batea del Nord's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Batea del Nord's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

Batea del Nord is ranked 10,951^st in the world and 4^th in The ACSN for Highest Food Quality, scoring 155.03 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.