The Archduchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Donec tempus sistit
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Archduchy of Aexalla is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke and Duchess Josť and Katherine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.531 billion Aexallans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanguis. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aexallish economy, worth 754 trillion Drokmyns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 88,388 Drokmyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, birth rates have hit an all-time low, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Kodiak Bearball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aexalla's national animal is the Kodiak Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Aexalla.

Aexalla is ranked 41st in Arctic and 139,050th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -329.2 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Aexalla was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Aexalla fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • 10 days ago: Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • 11 days ago: Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • 11 days ago: Aexalla fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 12 days ago: Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • 17 days ago: Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • 17 days ago: Aexalla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.

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