Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,171st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,200th Largest Black Market: 1,471st
The Archduchy of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
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The Archduchy of Aexalla is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke and Duchess Josť and Katherine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.096 billion Aexallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanguis. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aexallish economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Drokmyns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 96,421 Drokmyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and children's toy tractors have been seized as state property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aexalla's national animal is the Kodiak Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Aexalla.

Aexalla is ranked 28,537th in the world and 8th in Arctic for Most Authoritarian, with 1.2 Stalins.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,200thLargest Black Market: 1,471stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,597thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,662ndTop
Most Influential: 2,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,835thBest Weather: 2,983rdMost Stationary: 3,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,644thMost Developed: 4,904thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,996thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,992ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,490thLargest Populations: 9,524thHealthiest Citizens: 9,715thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,409thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,840thMost Cultured: 13,308thLowest Crime Rates: 14,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,981st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • : Aexalla was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Aexalla was endorsed by The Sunny Balkans of Kubrath.
  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Aexalla was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".


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