Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,220th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,296th Largest Black Market: 1,461st
The Archduchy of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Honourable Delegate Emeritus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Archduchy of Aexalla is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke and Duchess Josť and Katherine with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.935 billion Aexallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanguis. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aexallish economy, worth a remarkable 1,050 trillion Drokmyns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 96,060 Drokmyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and children's toy tractors have been seized as state property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aexalla's national animal is the Kodiak Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Aexalla.

Aexalla is ranked 141,979th in the world and 31st in Arctic for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,296thLargest Black Market: 1,461stTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,612thMost Influential: 2,176thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,720thBest Weather: 2,880thMost Stationary: 3,589thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,994thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,668thMost Developed: 4,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,142ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,857thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,667thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,918thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,635thLargest Populations: 9,671stHealthiest Citizens: 9,920thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,822ndMost Cultured: 13,507thLowest Crime Rates: 14,376th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aexalla was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Aexalla was endorsed by The Sunny Balkans of Kubrath.
  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Aexalla was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Aexalla was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Koalakon.
  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Governments.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.


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Endorsements Received: 6 » Witty Penguins, Troekochi, Alphatheta, Atlanda, Maas, and Kubrath.

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