Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,168th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,273rd Largest Black Market: 1,477th
The Archduchy of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Honourable Delegate Emeritus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Archduchy of Aexalla is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archduke and Duchess Josť and Katherine with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.251 billion Aexallans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanguis. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aexallish economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Drokmyns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 96,270 Drokmyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and children's toy tractors have been seized as state property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aexalla's national animal is the Kodiak Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Aexalla.

Aexalla is ranked 19,941st in the world and 9th in Arctic for Highest Poor Incomes, with 65,736.96 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,273rdLargest Black Market: 1,477thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,738thMost Influential: 2,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,927thBest Weather: 3,067thMost Stationary: 3,476thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,066thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,627thMost Developed: 5,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,503rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,839thTop
Largest Populations: 9,508thHighest Economic Output: 9,532ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,680thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,447thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,846thMost Cultured: 13,136thLowest Crime Rates: 14,248th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Aexalla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Aexalla lodged a message on the Arctic Regional Message Board.
  • : Aexalla was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Aexalla was endorsed by The Sunny Balkans of Kubrath.
  • : Aexalla's influence in Arctic fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".


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