The Lands of Abruzzo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Giovanni Chiodi with an even hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 27.362 billion Abruzzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of L'Aquila. The average income tax rate is 36.0%.

The Abruzzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 40,851 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, more and more students are taking up a career in medicine, Giovanni Chiodi has just been declared ruler of Abruzzo in an international press conference, and Abruzzo has designated L'Aquila as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abruzzo's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Abruzzo is ranked 169,741^st in the world and 11^th in Italian Regions for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.32 law-abiding acts per hour.