The Federal Republic of Camtropia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 476 million Camtropians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rexport. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Camtropian economy, worth 44.1 trillion Kromers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,619 Kromers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camtropia's national animal is the magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Camtropia is ranked 107,697^th in the world and 454^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,522.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.