| Population | 22.894 billion |
| Capital | Big Big Big Big Big City |
| Leader | an especially intelligent sandwich |
| Currency | 1 cent coin |
| Animal | Chicken |
The Perpetual Tiredness of 3lit3 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by an especially intelligent sandwich with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.894 billion Threeleethreeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Big Big Big Big City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Threeleethreean economy, worth a remarkable 3,403 trillion 1 cent coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 148,652 1 cent coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, An especially intelligent sandwich's Twitcher account is typically used to share Chicken memes rather than government policy, the question of 'what is An especially intelligent sandwich's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one 3lit3" at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3lit3's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
3lit3 is ranked 12,324th in the world and 179th in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 113,975.14 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
3lit3, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one 3lit3" at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, the question of 'what is An especially intelligent sandwich's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
- : 3lit3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, An especially intelligent sandwich's Twitcher account is typically used to share Chicken memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, on-duty Air 3lit3 flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in 3lit3, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
