The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of
Democratic Socialists
Elite
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Karen Peronel with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.583 billion 3LiT3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levanovo. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The very strong 3LiT3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion Emdens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,134 Emdens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jedism.

3LiT3 is ranked 1,364th in 10000 Islands and 104,141st in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 3LiT3 fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in 3LiT3, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in 3LiT3, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in 3LiT3, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in 3LiT3, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • : 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 5%).

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