The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of
Democratic Socialists
Elite
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Karen Peronel with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.681 billion 3LiT3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levanovo. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The very strong 3LiT3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion Emdens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,062 Emdens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jedism.

3LiT3 is ranked 72nd in 10000 Islands and 3,081st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 16 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 24 days ago: 3LiT3 lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • 26 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 34 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 10%).
  • 34 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 10%).
  • 59 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 10%).
  • 77 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 79 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 79 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 99 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 108 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

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