“Litnu eth Ne”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: 10000 Islands
The Flabbergasted Chickens of 3LiT3 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Karen Peronel with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.4 billion 3LiT3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levanovo. The average income tax rate is 97%. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the internet has been placed under government control, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Jedism, and its currency is the Emden.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago
- 1 day 4 hours ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather.
- 9 days ago: 3LiT3 fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
- 20 days ago: 3LiT3 fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- 34 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist (last census: Top 5%).
- 41 days ago: 3LiT3 lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- 47 days ago: 3LiT3 lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- 63 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Populations (last census: Top 5%).
- 64 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens.
- 68 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- 72 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.