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The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3

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Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Karen Peronel with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 11.254 billion 3LiT3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levanovo. The average income tax rate is 97%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Jedism, and its currency is the Emden.

3LiT3 is ranked 826th in 10000 Islands and 108,838th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 27 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, Levanovo spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 51 days ago: 3LiT3 relocated from Still Bored to 10000 Islands.
  • 52 days ago: 3LiT3 was struck by a Cure Missile from The Stripes of Bored Much, curing 1 million infected.

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