The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of
Democratic Socialists
Elite
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Karen Peronel with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.157 billion 3LiT3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levanovo. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The very strong 3LiT3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Emdens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,726 Emdens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

3LiT3's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jedism.

3LiT3 is ranked 1,616th in 10000 Islands and 140,750th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -37 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 5 days ago: 3LiT3 fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Pacifist.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, military spending is on the increase.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in 3LiT3, 3LiT3's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • 13 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 18 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 10%).
  • 33 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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