The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of
Democratic Socialists
Elite
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Flabbergasted ZombieChickens of 3LiT3 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Karen Peronel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.954 billion 3LiT3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levanovo. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The very strong 3LiT3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,208 trillion Emdens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,062 Emdens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jedism.

3LiT3 is ranked 1,474th in 10000 Islands and 136,392nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,340.925 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 14 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 15 days ago: 3LiT3 fell out of the regional Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 16 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 18 days ago: 3LiT3 fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 23 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 29 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 30 days ago: 3LiT3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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