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The Flabbergasted Chickens of 3LiT3

“Litnu eth Ne”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands


The Flabbergasted Chickens of 3LiT3 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Karen Peronel with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 9.788 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Levanovo. The average income tax rate is 97%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3LiT3's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Jedism, and its currency is the Emden.

3LiT3 is ranked 262nd in 10000 Islands and 40,883rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.613 Stalins.

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