The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.146 billion Wepeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 8,923 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 206,829 yuan, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clapton is God.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 285,809^th in the world and 3,562^nd in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -27.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.