The Union of Diet coke enjoyers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jack Carew with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.226 billion Diet coke enjoyers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DC City. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a Diet coke enjoyer economy, worth 129 trillion calories a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,302 calories, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is totally unknown. Diet coke enjoyers's national animal is the Coca-Cola Company, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diet Cokeism.

Diet coke enjoyers is ranked 213,561^st in the world and 2,679^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.