The Unitary State of Condonohia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Bronzan with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.346 billion Condonohians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bronzangrad. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The powerhouse Condonohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Condons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 118,155 Condons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Condonohian selfishness, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Condonohia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bronzanity.

Condonohia is ranked 31,172^nd in the world and 218^th in the West Pacific for Largest Populations, with 13.3 billion capita.