The Municipalité Provisoire of Hongg Kong is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Prince-Doge Yongle Reincarnated with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.154 billion Hongkongers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hongkongese economy, worth 805 trillion Hong Kong dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,296 Hong Kong dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, Grand Prince-Doge Yongle Reincarnated's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Grand Prince-Doge Yongle Reincarnated a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hongg Kong's national animal is the Klappar haj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Our Lady of the Rat Hole.

Hongg Kong is ranked 1,555^th in the world and 16^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,515.1 on the Clooney Contribution Index.