The Empire of Sealand newam is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 504 million Sealand newamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newam. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The very strong Sealand newamian economy, worth 32.0 trillion Bit dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,545 Bit dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls Sealand newamians look out for gay men, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', they say that Sealand newamians made a dessert and called it peace, and robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sealand newam's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sealand newam is ranked 53,397^th in the world and 1,135^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 580.64 on the Clooney Contribution Index.