The Militaristic Autocracy of Crity Tria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.623 billion Trians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortis Imperium. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crity Trian economy, worth a remarkable 2,772 trillion Trian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 493,070 Trian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, atheists on vacation find Order of the Iron Fist's scriptures make useful doorstops, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crity Tria's national animal is the Ironclad Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Iron Fist.

Crity Tria is ranked 94,219^th in the world and 1,781^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 5.62 billion capita.