The Gay Socialist Republic of Liliumtopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Premier Lily Lockhart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.769 billion Liliumtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliumtopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,541 trillion Liliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,200 Liliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown. Liliumtopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliumtopia is ranked 3,054^th in the world and 55^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 191,703.43 Standard Monetary Units.