The Sloppy Drunks of Bar Tea is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.664 billion Bar Teans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.
The Bar Tean economy, worth 701 trillion firecrackers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 35,659 firecrackers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Bar Tea's national animal is the furball.
Bar Tea is ranked 135,083rd in the world and 3,205th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 745.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bar Tea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Bar Tea's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Bar Tea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Bar Tea was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from
The American Insurgency of Former English Colony, curing 545 million infected.
- : Bar Tea was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 411 million infected.
- : Bar Tea was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 259 million infected.
- : Bar Tea was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 486 million infected.
- : Bar Tea was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The American Insurgency of Former English Colony, curing 287 million infected.
- : Bar Tea was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from
The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide, curing 285 million infected.
- : Bar Tea was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide, curing 691 million infected.
