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The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide

“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Lemuria

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The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Polgara with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 22.219 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kytum. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, a government program is underway to revitalize Erastide's beaches, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erastide's national animal is the peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ducat.

Erastide is ranked 4th in Lemuria and 4,173rd in the world for Most Influential, scoring 67 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, a government program is underway to revitalize Erastide's beaches.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, Erastide's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, the government funds large training centres to turn peacocks into functioning members of society.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, abortions are routinely performed in Erastide's hospitals.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ErastideErastide, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.

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