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Most Valuable International Artwork: 166thMost Armed: 315thNudest: 316th
The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of
Corporate Bordello
DIE GAS PUMPER!
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Blue Wolf II

Population27.967 billion

CapitalNorthwind Citadel
LeaderGeneral Scardino

Currencyraven skull
Animalwolf

The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Scardino with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.967 billion Blue Wolves are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northwind Citadel. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Wolvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,064 trillion raven skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 288,365 raven skulls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,392,762 per year while the poor average 6,993, a ratio of 342 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blue Wolf II's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Blue Wolf II is ranked 858th in the world and 21st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,225.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 166thMost Armed: 315thNudest: 316thHighest Crime Rates: 317thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 470thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 499thMost Avoided: 521stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 551stFattest Citizens: 606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 729thHighest Disposable Incomes: 735thHighest Drug Use: 770thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 808thLargest Insurance Industry: 858thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,139thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,170thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,321stHighest Economic Output: 1,396thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,512thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,884thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,007thRudest Citizens: 3,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,252ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,363rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,374thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,597thMost Efficient Economies: 4,150thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,206thLargest Populations: 5,445thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,589thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,099thLargest Mining Sector: 6,870thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,162ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,184thSmartest Citizens: 9,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,976thMost Cultured: 11,813thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,496thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,730thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,210thLargest Governments: 23,720thLargest Black Market: 28,504th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 109th in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 115th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 140th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 154th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 179th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 192nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 206th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 270th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 353rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Black Market: 421st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 432nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 458th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 465th in the regionMost Cultured: 525th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, Highest Crime Rates, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Blue Wolf II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Blue Wolf II's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Blue Wolf II relocated from Lazarus to The North Pacific.

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