The Ancient Republic of Zeorus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nasi Reuel with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.471 billion Zeorusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — is dominated by the Department of Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pardes. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeorusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,578 trillion efahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 93,863 efahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of efahs are being poured into a space program, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is totally unknown. Zeorus's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the cult of the Overseer.

Zeorus is ranked 329,817^th in the world and 17,787^th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -18.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.