The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bull Shat with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.487 billion Woonrocketeers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 10.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 6,133 trillion Cow Flops a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,839 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, restaurants cater to pregnancy cravings, child support loans with high interest rates are available in Woonrocketian banks, and the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woonrocket's national animal is the Blue Warbull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 11,193^rd in the world and 143^rd in 10000 Islands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.37 years.