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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 459thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,831stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,152nd
The Angry Blue Warcow of
Left-Leaning College State
Any jackass can destroy a thing. Be a creator instead!
Bull Bovinisto
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population23.033 billion

CapitalWoon Cow City
LeaderBull Bovinisto

CurrencyCow Flop
AnimalWar Cow

The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.033 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 4,005 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,904 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied War Cow, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 7,447th in the world and 14th in Philippines for Most Developed, scoring 91.94 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 459thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,831stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,373rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,026thBest Weather: 3,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,231stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,202ndLargest Populations: 5,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,580thSmartest Citizens: 5,913thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,129thSafest: 6,609thLargest Retail Industry: 7,238thMost Developed: 7,447thLargest Black Market: 8,079thNudest: 8,470thHighest Average Incomes: 9,878thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,751stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,025thLowest Crime Rates: 11,454thMost Efficient Economies: 12,081stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,815thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,743rdMost Secular: 21,554thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,329th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the region

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