The Retired Rainbow Confederacy of UFROE is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Vlodymir Kasprov with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.865 billion UFROEians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kievnya. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient UFROEian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Loweses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,204 Loweses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Umbrellas are back in fashion, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UFROE's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marxism.

UFROE is ranked 284,138^th in the world and 271^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -223.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.