The Star Empire of The Gregorach is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cinaed Mac Grioghar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.928 billion Clansmens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perth. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gregorachian economy, worth a remarkable 5,251 trillion Gregorach pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,939 Gregorach pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Gregorach's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Church of the Gregorach.

The Gregorach is ranked 21,075^th in the world and 4^th in Lux Immortalem for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.84 law-abiding acts per hour.