The People's Republic of Slavic Democratic Nations is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Josip Broz Tito The Second with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.556 billion Slavicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavicianiaus economy, worth a remarkable 3,931 trillion SDKNS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 290,038 SDKNS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, people are offered free trials to go to trial, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Slavic Democratic Nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavic Democratic Nations's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Slavic Democratic Nations is ranked 250,777^th in the world and 13,544^th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.34 percentage of bribes refused.