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Melicorium

I have changed my flag into something special once again to fit the current situation.

Lily pad nation, Proctethia, and Purple Hyacinth

🦉 Office of WA Legislation Notification

Two new proposals have reached the voting floor, one in the General Assembly and one in the Security Council. OWL has written up recommendations and collated opinions, and posted them to our Dashboards.

GA: 'Peaceful First Contact'
OWL Recommendation: Against


 GENERAL ASSEMBLY  SECURITY COUNCIL


Repeal "Whistleblower Protection Act"

Author:

Imperium Anglorum

Discussion Links:

Forum thread
LinkTSP Discord


Recommendation

OWL recommends voting  FOR  the at-vote resolution, "Repeal 'Whistleblower Protection Act'". The Delegate has been asked to cast their vote accordingly.

Please find below the Office's Analysis for an examination of the resolution and the reasons for the final recommendation.


The Office's Analysis

The at-vote resolution "Repeal 'Whistleblower Protection Act'" seeks to strike GA#539 from the pages of international legislation. While the proposal recognises the need for a WA resolution on the topic of whistleblower protection, it claims that the target's provisions are too intrusive in some and too restrictive in other areas, and that it should be replaced by a more adequate resolution.
The deficiencies pointed out by the proposal are accurate and explained in an easy-to-understand manner; especially the more complicated issue demonstrated in point 3, a legal requirement in order to prosecute whistleblowers/media outlets which is impossible to achieve due to time constellations, is untangled well by the authors. We also find the first point of the proposal particularly serious ‒ where the target resolution likely had high-ranking officials such as ministers in mind, it likewise opens up every lowly local bureaucrat's financial information to be published without possibility of legal retaliation, effectively assuming every civil servant guilty of financial misconduct without any proof needed. We wholeheartedly agree that this is utterly unacceptable.
Point 2, while appearing similarly outrageous at first, seems less serious to us, since "private" crimes can still be normally reported on without necessarily making use of the (still possibly innocent!) accused's personal information ‒ mostly, such information does not contribute much to the case at hand, and instead plays into medieval legal beliefs of public shaming. Nonetheless, this is only a proposal to repeal on these grounds, not to itself make legislation to those ends, and as such we see little harm in supporting what is otherwise a well-argued proposal to strike a flawed resolution from the books.

Thus, OWL recommends to vote FOR the at-vote resolution, "Repeal 'Whistleblower Protection Act'".

Read dispatch

SC: 'Condemn Ravana'
OWL Recommendation: Against


 GENERAL ASSEMBLY   SECURITY COUNCIL 


On the Supremacy of the Potato

Author:

The Salaxalans

Discussion Links:

Forum thread
LinkTSP Discord


Recommendation

OWL recommends voting  FOR  the at-vote resolution, "On the Supremacy of the Potato". The Delegate has been asked to cast their vote accordingly.

Please find below the Office's Analysis for an examination of the resolution and the reasons for the final recommendation.


The Office's Analysis

Acclaiming potatoes as a widely enjoyed, versatile, and important food, the at-vote resolution "On the Supremacy of the Potato" would declare potatoes the WA's official food. Its arguments include further nods to several potato-related events in NationStates history, such as an Issue, their role in the incumbent WA Secretary-General's 2020 election campaign, and the multi-time N-Day "Potato Alliance" faction, among others.
While pie, ice cream, and especially cake 🍰🍰🍰 are objectively superior to the potato in every way possibly imaginable, the Office finds this to be only a minor concern, since an international increase in demand for potatoes after the passage of this resolution would in turn leave more of the aforementioned desserts free to delight South Pacifican taste buds. We specifically acknowledge the potential of the potato to be used in recipes for the same, combining their benefits.
Furthermore, if ignoring the lack of a sentence subject, the proposal is adequately written and incorporates the illustrious history of potatoes in NationStates well. Especially as a fellow member of the N-Day Potato Alliance and treatied ally of the centre of all potato efforts Spiritus, the South Pacific is happy to support the promotion of potatoes.

Thus, OWL recommends a vote FOR the at-vote resolution, "On the Supremacy of the Potato".

Read dispatch

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Plus!

Reminder: The following proposal is still open for opinions and discussion!

GA: Repeal "Individual Working Freedoms" (click to view information)
You can discuss and vote on it here: region=the_south_pacific_wa_voting_center

Western fardelshufflestein

Ten days ago, everything was British American. Now...it is FRENCH.

Sacrebleu!

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Qvait wrote:Bonjour, South Pacificans! Today is the 231st anniversary of the Storming of the Bastille (Prise de la Bastille), which occurred on 14 July 1789, a critical event in the French Revolution that put the nation on the path to the end of monarchy, the beginning of republicanism, and the rise of liberal democracy in France.

Vive la France, Vive la République, Vive la Liberté!

Then let them(us) eat cake!

Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Western fardelshufflestein

Wait...WF IS A CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCY. SACREBLEU.

(Random Question: Is saying "Hamlet kills me," as in, "this play is a freakin meme," a Hamlet pun?)

Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Melicorium wrote:(OOC, serious)
Please, don’t.
This could be disrespectful and dishonorable to the real George Floyd's family and supporters.

Let me be honest here, it was supposed to be a Hurricane Floyd joke.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Good morning, TSP!

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Erinor wrote:Good morning, TSP!

Kim san Katan'ch.

Good Morning.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Bear connors paradiso

Locksley Hall wrote:Then let them(us) eat cake!

You know she never actually said that, right?

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Haka mi, lia u mi?

I'm bored, what do I do?

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Have a good Bastille Day, French people of The South Pacific!

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Kerlodia wrote:Have a good Bastille Day, French people of The South Pacific!

I'm not French.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Post by Order of the Saint Dumas suppressed by Proctethia.

Saint Cinder wrote:Have faith Demigod, I will never put sinful pride in front of humbleness for after all what is a Pope without his loyal faithful? Even if the gods do deem that I am to fall from grace, know that your worth is still more than gold! Still I am one of the most powerful NSA's this side of nation states, and thus it will be difficult for the heathens to take down Barad-dûr and all seeing eye. Though I should definitely go on a conversion spree..

* continues to plan the downfall of the cinder "cult"*

Republoslavia, Purple Hyacinth, and Saint Cinder

Ah yes, the French revolution. Very messy. Lots of beheadings. Pretty sure the executioner who performed the most beheadings with the guillotine was then also beheaded. I think when all was said and done, Napoleon took over.

Amerion, Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Bonjour, TSP!

N'oubliez pas de voter Amerion pour WA Délégué du Pacifique Sud!

Hello, TSP!

Don't forget to vote Amerion for WA Delegate of the South Pacific!

Daytime to night, Amerion, Briteannia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

*La Marseillaise plays in the background*
Bonjour, membres du Pacifique Sud.

Hello, members of the South Pacific!

*looks at flag*
Oh no! The French have arrived!

Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Why's this French thing going on?

Amerion, Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Proctethia wrote:Bonjour, TSP!

N'oubliez pas de voter Amerion pour WA Délégué du Pacifique Sud!

Hello, TSP!

Don't forget to vote Amerion for WA Delegate of the South Pacific!

oui, en effet cher serviteur <3

Yes, indeed dear minion <3

Mapico wrote:Why's this French thing going on?

It’s theme day! ^-^

Mapico, Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Saint Cinder wrote:Have faith Demigod, I will never put sinful pride in front of humbleness for after all what is a Pope without his loyal faithful? Even if the gods do deem that I am to fall from grace, know that your worth is still more than gold! Still I am one of the most powerful NSA's this side of nation states, and thus it will be difficult for the heathens to take down Barad-dûr and all seeing eye. Though I should definitely go on a conversion spree..

a pope can exist without faithful people, think about the atheists

i'm happy by the fact that no one of you downvoted my dispatch against you

Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Mapico wrote:Why's this French thing going on?

Quatorze Julliet? Bastille day? Etc...

Or indeed, "my day" eh

Amerion, Mapico, Proctethia, Briteannia, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Daytime to night

Oui did we choose french though

Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

La Xinga wrote:
Don't blow up the banquet! And act pleasant!

OOC: All nations accepted, no map needed. Quote the post that you saw, and uh, RP with it. 5-day-long feast!

Castellar font from Shavara's dispatch or something like that. Lot of this is inspired from Shavara too, credits to him/her!

Everything is Halal and Kosher unless said otherwise.

IC: In the 2-mile-wide courthouse of the palace, filled with elegant luxury exquisite couches, with plates made out of gold, with flowers inside buckets made out of bronze, your utensils-made out of silver, and a silk tablecloth, it's the place to be. Even the toilets are covered on the side with emeralds, rubies, and diamonds! A platinum plaque is at every place with the person's name!

OOC: If you're going to submit an item from your nation, 1. No dairy, not elegant for a banquet like this, and 2. tell us if it's Kosher Halal, one of them, both, or none. We have Islamic and Jewish customers. Also, tell us what section to put it in. Submissions end in 48 hours from posted dispatch.

THE MENU

Starter loaves (first course)

La xingan loaf (Pumpernickel)
Regular toast (Rye Bread Toast)
Ciabatta
Baguette
Pita
Challah
Naan
Bagel
Whole Wheat Bread
La xingan sourdough (French sourdough)

Appetizers (Second Course)

Cheese and potato-onion blintzes
Onion Rings
Shish Kebabs
Smoked Salmon on Bread
Cinnamon Sugar Pecans
Celery
Panini tuna melt (Added in generously by Cowbridge)

soups (third Course)

Olimenyu soup (Minestrone Soup)
Chicken Soup
Osprey delight (Carrot soup but with a tiny bit of sugar added)
Parsnip Soup
Celery Soup
Broccoli Soup (Thai Broccoli Soup)
Borscht
Cauliflower and Mushroom soup

MAIN COURSE

Brisket Steak /w french fries or not.
Rib steak /w french fries or not.
Chuck steak /w french fries or not.
Lemon chicken
Chicken Cutlets
Sliders /w french fries or not.
Cooked Flounder with Organic Lemon and garlic.

salads

Fruit Salad (kiwifruit, strawberries, oranges, bananas, pineapple, blueberries, spinach, and almonds)
Garden Salad (lettuce, cucumber, scallions, cherry tomatoes, olives, sun-dried tomatoes)
Green Salad (Cucumbers, Green peppers, romaine lettuce, iceberg lettuce, parsley, celery, and a sweet honey dressing.)
Mushroom Salad (Mushrooms, small tomatoes, Batavia lettuce, Thousand Island dressing)
Classic La xingan National Salad (Yellow Peppers, Spinach, Pastrami, honey-mustard dressing)
Osprey (Afghan) Salad (tomato, cucumber, onion, carrot, cilantro, mint and lemon juice.)

DESSERTS

Peanut butter Chocolate Cake /w blueberries!
Croissants
Neapolitan non-dairy ice cream
Grapes in rich chocolate dip.
Ripe organic Bananas
Dried bananas
Kiwis (The fruit kind)
Dark non-dairy chochlate

BEVERAGES

E-cola
Diet E-cola
Plain water
Raspberry-flavored seltzer
Orange-flavored seltzer
Beer (A)
Whiskey (A)
Orange Juice
Sweet wine (A)
Grape Juice
Coffee
Vodka (A)
Hot chocolate

WARNING: Nothing marked with "(A)" may be served to a person under 13.

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Banquet! Since it was a year since founding.

glad to know that you are still alive

La Xinga, Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Daytime to night wrote:Oui did we choose french though

It's Bastille Day.

Daytime to night, Proctethia, Briteannia, and Melicorium

Daytime to night

Purple Hyacinth wrote:It's Bastille Day.

Did I ask why?

(thanks)

Proctethia, Briteannia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

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