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Kahleesh

Brocklandia wrote:"Salty"?

Frogs

Tercania Islands and Il vaticano del imperio

Anacin wrote:Welcome for promoting the games, BUT according to Bar Policies you need to buy something to advertise here.

Well i'm never on to turn down a greek pizza

Aclion wrote:Well i'm never on to turn down a greek pizza

Ok

Kahleesh wrote:Frogs

Hmm ... I've looked through the entire menu twice, and I don't see "salty frogs" listed. How about some french fries instead? They're made with real French people. In fact, you may have heard the screaming a few minutes ago when we dunked 'em in the boiling oil.

So, yeah, they're fresh.

Aclion wrote:Well i'm never on to turn down a greek pizza

What type of pizza would you turn down? Does it involve the word "avocado"?

Woods Is Back wrote:Oh, sorry I was cleaning my helmet with that.
Hands Brocklandia the bathroom tile cleaner

And don't let it happen again! Sheesh, it's half-gone. Your helmet musta been filthy.

Aclion wrote:Well i'm never on to turn down a greek pizza

It's never too late to start. *Sets down a Greek pizza* I can't even remember the last Greek person to visit the bar.

This week's poetry contest has begun! The judge is Smiley Bob. The theme is mom.

Zombie Penguins wrote:It's never too late to start. *Sets down a Greek pizza* I can't even remember the last Greek person to visit the bar.

They probably have better sense than to come here.

Ah, it's all been downhill for the Greeks since that Helen of Troy debacle. Where was the #MeToo movement when she needed them?

Zombie Penguins wrote:The theme is mom.

Finally, a topic I know something about. I have many opinions about moms, mine and others, and a few of those opinions are even profanity-free ... mostly.

This is why I stopped taking Cthulhu to his swimming classes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw3Dwo7Fwt3/?igshid=vstu7fdbzib4

Fabulously Fabulous wrote:This is why I stopped taking Cthulhu to his swimming classes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw3Dwo7Fwt3/?igshid=vstu7fdbzib4

Doesn't Cthulhu, in spite of the wings, live underwater? Sounds like our li'l dark god has already mastered swimming ... or at least the sinking-like-a-stone part of swimming.

Brocklandia wrote:Doesn't Cthulhu, in spite of the wings, live underwater? Sounds like our li'l dark god has already mastered swimming ... or at least the sinking-like-a-stone part of swimming.

Ooc: I suck a swimming, I live next to a lake, have always lived next to one wherever I lived, and I still can barely swim, last time I tried, I almost drowned.

Kahleesh

Brocklandia wrote:Hmm ... I've looked through the entire menu twice, and I don't see "salty frogs" listed. How about some french fries instead? They're made with real French people. In fact, you may have heard the screaming a few minutes ago when we dunked 'em in the boiling oil.

So, yeah, they're fresh.

I think I'll serve myself some.

Kahleesh wrote:I think I'll serve myself some.

Pokes his head out of The Kitchen.
Just ask, I'll give you some, you'll just have to do me a favour.

Brocklandia and Kahleesh

Tercania Islands wrote:Ooc: I suck a swimming, I live next to a lake, have always lived next to one wherever I lived, and I still can barely swim, last time I tried, I almost drowned.

Same here, same here,

Tercania Islands wrote:Ooc: I suck a swimming, I live next to a lake, have always lived next to one wherever I lived, and I still can barely swim, last time I tried, I almost drowned.

There's horizontal swimming and vertical swimming. Drowning is the vertical kind.

So, see? You're good at swimming. It's the "breathing underwater" part that you suck at.

Kahleesh wrote:I think I'll serve myself some.

Go right ahead. There's ketchup and condiments on the counter to your left.

Tercania Islands and Kahleesh

Brocklandia wrote:Doesn't Cthulhu, in spite of the wings, live underwater? Sounds like our li'l dark god has already mastered swimming ... or at least the sinking-like-a-stone part of swimming.

Oh, this was in his younger days when he used to just live in the sink.
If you notice, his 7th tentacle is slightly smaller than the others.
Good times.

crawls out from under the table, starts singing

I am going to Carolina in my mind. Cant you just drink the moonshine, cant you just drink the Moonshine. Gonna keep drinking the Moonshine....burp

goes behind the bar, picks up pillows and crawls back under the table

Drunkndisorderly wrote:crawls out from under the table, starts singing

I am going to Carolina in my mind. Cant, you just drink the moonshine, can't you just drink the Moonshine. Gonna keep drinking the Moonshine....burp

goes behind the bar, picks up pillows and crawls back under the table

THIS calls for a song.

My sweet Lord
Oh, my Lord
My sweet Lord
My sweet Lord

I really wanna be with You
I like to see You, Lord
Oh, it takes so long
My sweet Lord
Oh, my Lord
My sweet Lord
I really wanna know You
I'd like to go with You
I wanna show You Lord
That it won't take long, my Lord

(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)

I really wanna know You
I really wanna see You
I'd like to see You Lord
I wanna see You Lord
It takes so long, my Lord

(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
Oh my sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)

My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
I really wanna know You
(Hallelujah)
I'd like to go with You
(Hallelujah)
I'd like to show You, Lord
(Hallelujah)
And it won't take long, my Lord

(Hallelujah)
My, my, my Lord
(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
Ooh hoo hmm
(Hallelujah)

Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna
Krishna, Krishna
Hare Hare
Hare Rama
Hare Rama
Aah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
(My sweet Lord)
Hallelujah
(My sweet Lord)
Hare Krishna
(My sweet Lord)
Hare Krishna
(My, my, my)
Krishna, Krishna
(Hey, my sweet Lord)
Hare Hare
(My sweet Lord)
Gurur Brahma
(Oh my Lord)

Gurur Vishnu
(Oh my sweet Lord)
Gurur Devo
(My sweet Lord)

Maheshwara
(My sweet Lord)
Gurur Sakshaat
(My sweet Lord)

Parabrahma
(Oh my sweet Lord)
Tasmayi Shree
(My, my sweet Lord)

Guruve Namah
(My sweet Lord)
Hare Rama

(My sweet Lord)
My sweet Lord

Drunkndisorderly wrote:crawls out from under the table, starts singing

I am going to Carolina in my mind. Cant you just drink the moonshine, cant you just drink the Moonshine. Gonna keep drinking the Moonshine....burp

goes behind the bar, picks up pillows and crawls back under the table

Anacin wrote:THIS calls for a song.

My sweet Lord
Oh, my Lord
My sweet Lord
My sweet Lord

I really wanna be with You
I like to see You, Lord
Oh, it takes so long
My sweet Lord
Oh, my Lord
My sweet Lord
I really wanna know You
I'd like to go with You
I wanna show You Lord
That it won't take long, my Lord

(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)

I really wanna know You
I really wanna see You
I'd like to see You Lord
I wanna see You Lord
It takes so long, my Lord

(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
Oh my sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)

My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
I really wanna know You
(Hallelujah)
I'd like to go with You
(Hallelujah)
I'd like to show You, Lord
(Hallelujah)
And it won't take long, my Lord

(Hallelujah)
My, my, my Lord
(Hallelujah)
My sweet Lord
(Hallelujah)
Ooh hoo hmm
(Hallelujah)

Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna
Krishna, Krishna
Hare Hare
Hare Rama
Hare Rama
Aah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
(My sweet Lord)
Hallelujah
(My sweet Lord)
Hare Krishna
(My sweet Lord)
Hare Krishna
(My, my, my)
Krishna, Krishna
(Hey, my sweet Lord)
Hare Hare
(My sweet Lord)
Gurur Brahma
(Oh my Lord)

Gurur Vishnu
(Oh my sweet Lord)
Gurur Devo
(My sweet Lord)

Maheshwara
(My sweet Lord)
Gurur Sakshaat
(My sweet Lord)

Parabrahma
(Oh my sweet Lord)
Tasmayi Shree
(My, my sweet Lord)

Guruve Namah
(My sweet Lord)
Hare Rama

(My sweet Lord)
My sweet Lord

Take me home, country roads, to the place I belong!

Sergei the red t-34 busts through the wall

Tchaikovesky wrote:Sergei the red t-34 busts through the wall

Tosses him back through the hole and charges him repairs.

OOC: Today it was raining and I was walking to a car, I slipped one some water and smashed my head of the hood of the car. Ouch.
IC:

Bearistotle and Hebert wrote:Take me home, country roads, to the place I belong!

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah river
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
All my memories, gather round her
Modest lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia
Mountain mamma, take me home
Country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

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