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Lord Marshal of New Golden Sands (Governor): The Orange Dictatorship of Konadd

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Orange Dictatorship of Konadd

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,899th
World Factbook Entry

Neue Golden Sands is a semi-prosperous and diverse region. We hate poor people and love disposable income. We hate Kia Souls and love the rich. Led by our all-powerful Governor Konadd with an iron fist and strong resolution we strive to become a large region worthy of awards. With Andibaz by their side, Konadd will never fail. We will never falter. We are the strongest, made of steel and rock. Commie haters unite!



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    i love nukes

    FactbookCulture by Andibaz . 15 reads.

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    Jeffreyīs Power Index (JPI)

    BulletinNews by Konadd . 1 read.

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    See your Nationīs stats

    BulletinNews by Konadd . 9 reads.

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    Regional Influence Ranks(for reference)

    MetaReference by Jk-47 . 16,325 reads.

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    if countries were high school students.....

    FactbookMiscellaneous by Confederate Germanic States . 76 reads.

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Embassies: The Embassy, Fredonia, matheo, NATO 2022, Allied conservative Union, One Collective Brain Cell, The Bottomless Pit, The FOB, Kingdom of Ramility, The IMPERIUM, Kommuland, True Waskaria, and Lewisham.

Tags: Anti-Communist, Capitalist, Casual, Conservative, Free Trade, Imperialist, Industrial, Monarchist, National Sovereigntist, Silly, Small, Snarky, and 3 others.Social, Surreal, and Totalitarian.

Neue Golden Sands contains 10 nations, the 1,899th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in Neue Golden Sands

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Orc Fortress of AndibazInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We are da meanest, da greenest, da best!”
2.The Colony of KaigerunIron Fist Consumerists“We Will Endure”
3.The Orange Dictatorship of KonaddCorporate Police State“Quis audet, vincit”
4.The Raiding Party of SaguzakCorrupt Dictatorship“Where are we again?”
5.The Dominion of KengaCompulsory Consumerist State“Justice, Progress, Loyalty”
6.The Commonwealth of SmackDownIron Fist Consumerists“Then, Now, Forever.”
7.The Kingdom of A Dwarf CaveIron Fist Consumerists“The ravens are returning to Erebor!”
8.The Jewel of the Konaddian crown of KrysterlandCompulsory Consumerist State“Power and money! Money and Power!”
9.The Heavy Hitters of 88mm Flak GunsCapitalist Paradise“Dear Silly Plane...”
10.The Bearers of White-Hand of IsengardFather Knows Best State“We bear the white hand. We are chosen!”

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Neue Golden Sands Regional Message Board

i made a map for us all but I donīt know if you can see it. Let me know if you can.

Andibaz wrote:i made a map for us all but I donīt know if you can see it. Let me know if you can.

No can't see map

dang, thanks for the information Monarchist Germany

please respond to the poll yall its important.

Is this redesign better than my old flag

I'd say it is.

*a rope ladder unfurls from above and a small creature scampers down into your region*

Greetings and salutations!

I hope you do not mind a traveler or two. While on our journey, your region seemed like a promising one to stop by in :)

As a traveling merchant, I was especially taken by your love for disposable income. If you'd like, please do peruse the wares I have on offer!

*Another small but rather more attractive creature falls from the sky, but unfortunately loses her balance during the fall and lands in a rather unattractive position.*

Hmmph. One of these days I'm going to get that right, I just need more practice. I don't think I broke any bones.

Hello, disreputable-seeming people of Neue Golden Sands. When perusing Goblin's wares, I call your attention in particular to the "button that is fun to press". This button was connected to a functional nuke exhibited in a great city of a somewhat shabby empire, until it was disconnected to trade with Goblin in return for something else equally pointless. Because I see that you like nukes, you might enjoy this button, and even be able to use it for its intended purpose. Uh. I hope it WAS disconnected. You know, it might still have a Wi-Fi connection to that nuke, in which case you could have the satisfaction of blowing a city halfway around the world into its constituent atoms. And, you know, I bet there were some poor people living there!

The goblin somehow unfurls a rope ladder up into the sky and scampers up to the waiting airship

Au revoir, ā la prochaine!

It's been so delightful chatting with you all. But I have an urgent appointment to get my wings balanced, so I must depart.

Enjoy your nukes!

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