Malphe
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Abstract Entity of Horsell
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Yuno, Bobberino, Meat Rack, Zazumo, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, United Alliance of Conservative Nations, Shrayan Bose, The Great Universe, Plum Island, Vincent Drake, Australia, August, SECFanatics, Altino, Roavin, and 9 others.Harem of Awesome, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Kyorgia puppet storage, Kurnugia, Birb, Imki, Warzone Airspace, and Bowzin.
Tags: Anime, Casual, Medium, and Puppet Storage.
Malphe contains 11 nations, the 1,269th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in Malphe
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Malphe is ranked 10,611th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Monitor of 343 Guilty Spark | New York Times Democracy | “Unacceptable! Absolutely Unacceptable!” | |
| 2. |  The Monitor of 031 Exuberant Witness | Anarchy | “Are you shooting at me? How invigorating!” | |
| 3. |  The Abstract Entity of Horsell | New York Times Democracy | “*angry rodent noises*” | |
| 4. |  The Saviour of Mankind of Jesus Himself | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Or herself, I'm open minded” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Malphe Vytherov | Psychotic Dictatorship | “INTIMIDATING MOUSE” | |
| 6. |  The Universal Terror of Malphezilla | Iron Fist Consumerists | “*VERY LOUD SQUEAKING*” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Malphe Skollvaldr | Corporate Police State | “INTIMIDATING MOUSE” | |
| 8. |  The Space Odyssey of 2001 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A Space Odyssey” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Sakurisa III | Moralistic Democracy | “Turtles!” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Rambler4 | New York Times Democracy | “42” |
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Regional Happenings
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The Avid Rodent of Malphe III departed this region for The East Pacific.
- : The Avid Rodent of Malphe III arrived from The Rejected Realms.
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The Republic of Popcorngrabber2 departed this region for Birb.
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The Chief Bobberinan of Bobberinooo of the region Bobberino cancelled the closure of its embassy in Malphe.
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The Republic of RS Strikeforce of the region Bobberino ordered the closure of its embassy in Malphe.
- : Embassy cancelled between Warzone Sandbox and Malphe.
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The Empire of Malphe Skollvaldr arrived from Lazarus.
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The Empire of Malphe Vytherov arrived from Osiris.
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The Universal Terror of Malphezilla arrived from Osiris.
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The Queendom of One Small Island of the region Warzone Sandbox ordered the closure of its embassy in Malphe.
Malphe Regional Message Board
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Relatively sure that isn't how turtles work but OK
Hush Malphe. It's not like koalas talk either.
Okay remove my WFE and replace it, sure I can allow that, but this is beyond a vandalization.
[color=#FF0000]Malphe's storage region for puppets that don't really belong anywhere else. Leave your cats at the- come on in crazy cat ladies![/color]
A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.
[color=darkred]Raided by:[/color] [color=red]Lily[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]The North Pacific Army[/color]
Meow!
translation: hewwo
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