General Assembly
Security Council
Resident Mangy Old Rat (Governor): 
The Abstract Entity of Horsell
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Abstract Entity of Horsell
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Plum Island, Valle de Arena, Osiris, Alex, and The Brotherhood of Malice.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Featured, LGBT, and Minuscule.
Malphe contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in Malphe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Malphe is ranked 27,488th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Abstract Entity of Horsell | New York Times Democracy | “*angry rodent noises*” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of GU 18th Air Wing | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Silver Sin | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” |
Regional Happenings
- : Polar chimera ceased to exist.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell renamed the Governor's office from "Order of the Ram" to Resident Mangy Old Rat in Malphe.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Plum Island.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Valle de Arena.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Osiris.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and Alex.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell cancelled the closure of embassies between Malphe and The Brotherhood of Malice.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell changed the region's banner.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Abstract Entity of Horsell altered the region's flag.
Malphe Regional Message Board
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Rmsboatymcboatface and A Giant Meteor
Omg ur featured!
Horsell, Rmsboatymcboatface, and A Giant Meteor
Congrats on being featured rat!! :D
Congratulations on being featured!
Hi
Hiiiii :)
Contact me via 
Malphe II if you want me to see it promptly.[/color]
A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.
A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.
[color=red]Raided by: Lily[/color], [color=grey]The Black Hawks[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]the North Pacific Army[/color]
Founded 09/12/2017-ish
Featured 27/10/2020
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