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Malphe RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Abstract Entity of Horsell

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,269th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,397th
World Factbook Entry

Malphe's storage region for puppets that don't really belong anywhere else. Leave your cats at the door.

A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.

A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.

Raided by: Lily, Ema Skye, The North Pacific Army (x3)



  1. 5

    Pretty Star Flags

    AccountCulture by Malphe . 40 reads.

  2. 99

    Library of Uppercut Memes

    AccountMilitary by Malphe . 1,343 reads.

  3. 52

    Library of the RMB's Decadence

    AccountDrama by Malphe . 1,155 reads.

  4. 9

    Endotarting Quickly in the North Pacific

    MetaReference by Malphe . 137 reads.

  5. 32

    Thoughts on a great many nations in no particular pattern nor order

    BulletinOpinion by Malphe . 569 reads.

  6. 13

    Malphezilla4Delegate

    AccountOther by Lotion Empire . 186 reads.

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Embassies: Yuno, Bobberino, Meat Rack, Zazumo, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, United Alliance of Conservative Nations, Shrayan Bose, The Great Universe, Plum Island, Vincent Drake, Australia, August, SECFanatics, Altino, Roavin, and 9 others.Harem of Awesome, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Kyorgia puppet storage, Kurnugia, Birb, Imki, Warzone Airspace, and Bowzin.

Tags: Anime, Casual, Medium, and Puppet Storage.

Malphe contains 11 nations, the 1,269th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Malphe

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Malphe is ranked 10,611th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Monitor of 343 Guilty SparkNew York Times Democracy“Unacceptable! Absolutely Unacceptable!”
2.The Monitor of 031 Exuberant WitnessAnarchy“Are you shooting at me? How invigorating!”
3.The Abstract Entity of HorsellNew York Times Democracy“*angry rodent noises*”
4.The Saviour of Mankind of Jesus HimselfInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Or herself, I'm open minded”
5.The Empire of Malphe VytherovPsychotic Dictatorship“INTIMIDATING MOUSE”
6.The Universal Terror of MalphezillaIron Fist Consumerists“*VERY LOUD SQUEAKING*”
7.The Empire of Malphe SkollvaldrCorporate Police State“INTIMIDATING MOUSE”
8.The Space Odyssey of 2001Iron Fist Consumerists“A Space Odyssey”
9.The Republic of Sakurisa IIIMoralistic Democracy“Turtles!”
10.The Empire of Rambler4New York Times Democracy“42”
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Malphe Regional Message Board

a flying turtle slowly flies over Malphe

A Flying Turtle wrote: a flying turtle slowly flies over Malphe

Relatively sure that isn't how turtles work but OK

Horsell wrote:Relatively sure that isn't how turtles work but OK

Hush Malphe. It's not like koalas talk either.

is this a violation of the rules

Inner govornia

The Worst of Influences wrote:is this a violation of the rules

Okay remove my WFE and replace it, sure I can allow that, but this is beyond a vandalization.

[color=#FF0000]Malphe's storage region for puppets that don't really belong anywhere else. Leave your cats at the- come on in crazy cat ladies![/color]

A computer chatted to itself in alarm as it noticed an airlock open and close itself for no apparent reason.
This was because Reason was in fact out to lunch.

A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy.
It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide,
and quite a lot of million light years from end to end.
As it closed up lots of paper hats and party balloons fell out of it
and drifted off through the universe.
A team of seven three-foot-high market analysts fell out of it and died,
partly of asphyxiation, partly of surprise.

[color=darkred]Raided by:[/color] [color=red]Lily[/color], [color=green]Ema Skye[/color], [color=darkblue]The North Pacific Army[/color]

Meow!
translation: hewwo

Felis Silvestris Caucasica wrote:Meow!
translation: hewwo

hewwo2u2

I have come to steal your cheese. Also, this puppet needed somewhere to go

-Sanjurika

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