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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 564thMost Influential: 1,119thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,389th
The Rodentine Seer of
Left-wing Utopia
A lesser seer of acts moonlit
WA Delegate / Pharaoh
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Malphe II

Population11.076 billion

FaithCult of the Horned Rat

CurrencyNondescript Coin
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.076 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Malphaen economy, worth 712 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 64,332 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, Malphe II's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 29,336th in the world and 1,629th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,669.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 564thMost Influential: 1,119thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,389thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,053rdMost Pacifist: 7,469thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,810thSafest: 8,569thBest Weather: 10,111thNicest Citizens: 10,361stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,455thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,786thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,463rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,809thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,659thTop
Most Stationary: 16,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,054thHighest Food Quality: 19,339thMost Inclusive: 19,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,931stMost Cultured: 22,558thSmartest Citizens: 23,205thMost Income Equality: 23,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 29,336th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 195th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 225th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionMost Pacifist: 361st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 428th in the regionSafest: 466th in the regionBest Weather: 503rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 530th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 543rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 658th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 731st in the regionMost Income Equality: 761st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 780th in the regionMost Politically Free: 830th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 835th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 887th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 919th in the regionLargest Populations: 996th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,035th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,047th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,090th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,097th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 255 » Jonairadsylva, Tethys 13, Spinazieland, Frinotonia, Dragonian Alliance, Philosopy, Ocsken, ZT333, The royal republic Of Lelle, Arkadia Universalis, Nisperia, The Grand Lockland Democratic Authority, Solar Energy and Free States, Nazagully, The Stalinist Union, Elyssae, Mizanzukistao, Dhaeland, Domitias, Nuwisha, Dornish Federation, Minecraftiana, ElephantWarriorsUnite, Zero-Land, Duplicatlicor, Prayd, Hyperbolic Orbit, Jamil Federations, Vitya, Arr, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Northern Irish Freedom, Pridelantic people, The Wealthy Federation of Wake, Unsere Grosse Kaiserin, Neo Hungarica, Birkle Nation, Greater Cherskazor, Strangereal, The Coarsal Pirates, Eesenland, Populous Magnus, Helidan, Tiplomecja, Bartanland, Rhodrasia, ALSUDAN, United Citizens Republics, Lordeh, Sadakoyama, and 205 others.Broceliande, Teldra, Istuania, Life Country, Calope, Sanagrast, Aqual, North Aurelia, ASEAN Federation, Northen farmers, The United Kingdom of Germany, Overlord90098, The Republic of Figs, Mambiwe, Kitty Terrorists, Bostoniax, Craena, AnnaShiLand, The Frost Kingdom, Anx Minor, FORTTICONDEROGA, SHASLAND, Budetland, Bozoaria, Adioration, Free Dussom Bang, Lukatonia, Elthalion, The Bay, Scutum, Smosh games, Great United States, Vitjess, Dragon Isles, Obamana, Alberee, 2nd Italian Empire, Hansania, OldAmerica, Degrham, Wallingania, Cheetotown, Neubayern, Moriya Koy, The Empress Authority, The Sovereign Imperial Overlords, Gomo and Hay, Wutsamatayu, Planktonia, Rovenia-Alatus, Magi Nation, Joey Wu Empire, Yelnam, Great Ruthenia, Algdon, Pax et Dovia, Greater Gobbishiptest, Heimatar, Capistania, Refuge404, Accantadia, Diogo Alves, JiaYang, Alphadega, Lothbrokia, Borkmaster, Northern Socialist States, LordOd, Azmeny, Poele, The Demonborn, Phifer, Hyzan, Novigradia, Northern Tigadehathu, Freistaat Eisenstadt, Enlightened Australasia, Lemontea, Peacewal, Linnosa, POOPINGTIN, Secundum Imperium Romanum, Zhonghua Minzhu, Obeselandia, Stephine21, Gallezia, Notanam, Criminalio, VuVuVaz, East Wushen, Pelagic Spectres, Alphalos, GOOD MORAL COUNTRY, Duhhhmurica, Deltarios, Guteinitast, Trek Nation, Decus Maxi, Holy Jaleaca, Byropiannianationland, Chrond, Arvedia, Teratatis, Solari Prima, North South East West Brussia, New land of cats, Loononia, Twineland, North Greelan Mapirtalibec, Commiepa, Sirla Bor, Joseviano, Holleervag Islacotil, Hitchania, Icecubes, KypsCrew, Shurima, Lonburg, Emeraldarcs, Golrodow, BYLATONIA, The Campbell Islands, Free marchers, Donke dink, Csilla Petor, The Great NOBU Islands, Marlanina, Willow-Creek, Perilacia, Pundum, Memorium Land, Frungting, Behnam Stark, Underland, Globistan, BarneyNice, Admin D, Dizztopia, Cessilyland, Imperialistic States of Howa, Oldtree, Moderania, East Revistan, Sarulia, Teddy9, New-Titania, Polis, ElJefe, Corvinna, Vitiges, Avona, Snowstill, Dans Bolamnizoner, Kuenshia, Potatocarrotcatpikapie, Derpy narwaul, Canbhu, Moonlight Germany, Red Coral Crew, Jilia, Shrekengaust, Swiftanasia, Vangla-Kandhaar, Infinitedeathville, Jelewland, Isaac Country, Republic of Cathir, Red-panda, Peoples State of Astria, I like trains, Dividends, Mountain Fort, YDMX, Arenvenskzy, Phobi, Black pinewood, Cyratict Tandtopia, The Demon Slayer Corps, Bombroy, Torwar, Brunkicreopia, Tegeraistan, Pinelands Union, Mughal Chads, The Dunwich Dominion, Cosmic Consciousness, Behomastonan, Dennenberg, Milkmanistan, Jonkolia, Sulstinia, Malay Raya, Sou Avida, Soviet union is cool, EGBHQ, United Plushie states, Komonua, Durmengrad Prime, McManniaaaa, Buzz, Khairu, Molronia, Cretanja, Myrokos, and Cryochol.
WA update pending: Nation has 254 verified endorsements.