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Malphe II

Population7.602 billion

CapitalSecond Horsonopile
LeaderSecond Horsell
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Avid Rodent of Malphe II is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Second Horsell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.602 billion Second Malphaes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Second Malphaen economy, worth 403 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,054 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 93,394th in the world and 4,020th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.86 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,785thMost Influential: 2,283rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,388thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,664thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,277thBest Weather: 21,478thMost Stationary: 21,848th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 272nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 290th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 564th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 706th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 744th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 795th in the region

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