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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,344thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,525thMost Pacifist: 6,808th
The Rodentine Seer of
Left-wing Utopia
A lesser seer of acts moonlit
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Malphe II

Population15.263 billion

CapitalHorsonopile
LeaderHazel-Malphe
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

CurrencyNondescript Coin
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Seer of Malphe II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hazel-Malphe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.263 billion Malphaes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Malphaen economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion Nondescript Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,190 Nondescript Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and Desert Woodrat is one of the most popular forenames in Malphe II. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 12,372nd in the world and 131st in Osiris for Most Influential, scoring 4,054 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,344thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,525thMost Pacifist: 6,808thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,947thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,715thSafest: 8,981stNicest Citizens: 10,297thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,333rdBest Weather: 10,458thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,171stMost Stationary: 11,607thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,910thMost Influential: 12,372ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,699thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,524thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,978thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,244thMost Inclusive: 17,821stHighest Food Quality: 18,070thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,210thHealthiest Citizens: 18,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,662ndMost Income Equality: 24,835thMost Cultured: 26,064thSmartest Citizens: 26,668thLargest Populations: 28,395th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the regionMost Stationary: 144th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 365th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 369th in the regionBest Weather: 504th in the regionSafest: 551st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 560th in the regionNicest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 565th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 576th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 666th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 678th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 792nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 796th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 801st in the regionLargest Populations: 876th in the regionMost Income Equality: 925th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 964th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,028th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,060th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,090th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The Badger State, Arkadia Universalis, Triceratop, Durmengrad Prime, The Wooden Empire, and Sou Beil.

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