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Malphe II

Population8.733 billion

CapitalSecond Horsonopile
FaithCult of the Horned Rat

AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Bureaucrat of Malphe II is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hazel with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.733 billion Second Malphaes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Second Malphaen economy, worth 492 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,346 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Horned Rat.

Malphe II is ranked 54,850th in the world and 1,568th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,887.38 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,600thTop
Most Influential: 3,662ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,947thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,962ndMost Stationary: 18,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,437thBest Weather: 21,149thMost Politically Free: 21,450th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 240th in the regionMost Politically Free: 253rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 279th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 706th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 714th in the region

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