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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,688thMost Influential: 7,080th
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Malphe II

Population5.901 billion

CapitalSecond Horsonopile
LeaderSecond Horsell

AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Avid Rodent of Malphe II is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Second Horsell with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.901 billion Second Malphaes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 9.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Second Malphaen economy, worth 408 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,152 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Malphe II's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe II is ranked 102,520th in the world and 3,675th in Osiris for Most Pro-Market, scoring 47.25 on the Rand Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,320thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,688thMost Influential: 7,080thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,539thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,661stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,026th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 80th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 271st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 385th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 407th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 545th in the regionMost Politically Free: 589th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 705th in the region

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