The Sindicato Nacional del Crime of Prybourne is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doña Griselda Alacrán with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.404 billion Prybourneans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulencia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Prybournean economy, worth a remarkable 5,161 trillion Pentes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 220,552 Pentes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, the military has gone fission for more funding, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown. Prybourne's national animal is the White Java Sparrow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Prybourne is ranked 183,139^th in the world and 54^th in Anteria for Most Extreme, scoring 15.57 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.