The People's Red Republic of Pajonia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Proletariat with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.912 billion Pajonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pajonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,217 trillion Pajonian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,115 Pajonian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pajonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, money grows on trees, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime is totally unknown. Pajonia's national animal is the soweli, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Pajonia is ranked 3,716^th in the world and 101^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,508.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.