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The Crazybloxian Times | Issue #8

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Cities Expand Significantly
During checks by the Crazybloxian Infrastructure Ministry, cities have grown significantly by 65%, which has introduced high ammounts of pollution, but improved the economy. Citizens are welcoming the move, significantly, but environmentalists were against the move. The environmentalists said that the environment should be protected rather than the economy. The government of the Empire and the President decided to prioritize economy. Economy has been growing recently.

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The Empire Launches an Attack on Renegalle
In response to sanctions, which was taken seriously by the Crazybloxian Empire, multiple attacks were launched today on Renegalle’s capital city. Sir Renge was not killed according to intelligence reports. An attack on the Capitol of Renegalle is planned, with the RUMAF (Risk Universalis Monarchy Assasination Force)’s powers being used. The Crazybloxian War Council is planning to spy on Renegalle, and a full attack may be launched June 3 (real-life time). The attacks happened 48 times, here is the complete makeup of the attacks:
21 assault attacks
9 e-mail spam attacks (the act of spamming the government’s inbox with spam)
12 bomb attacks
6 insult attacks (insulting the Renegallean Government)

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Trains grow more advanced
Recent breakthroughs in train technology have significantly improved the way of travel in the Crazybloxian Empire. This was after a group of 42 scientists did research for longer hours. They were given and awarded the “ScienceGlorifier” medal for their discovery, mostly in aerodynamics, developing trains that could potentially reach speeds of 900km/h or 559mi, exploiting friction by regulating the friction to around 20km/h slowdown, meaning it must take approximately 113.7 seconds to come to a complete stop.

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SCP-049 Books: Released
Today the Crazybloxian Book Council announced new SCP-049 books. People flocked into the stores, causing a massive crowd crisis. Crowd control was doing well thanks to high training and good preparation. Widening of walkways is planned to prevent large crowds from gathering at places too much, that more people could be crushed.

Around 52% of the Crazybloxian Empire’s population were fans of the SCP Foundation, and 28% of them had an account on the SCP Foundation wiki. “Although it was fictional, the articles seemed realistic”, said one reviewer of the SCP wiki. “I like SCP-173 the most” added the aforementioned reviewer.


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Death to UAE (United Arab Emirates), says a group of Roblox players
In response to the ban on Roblox by the UAE (United Arab Emirates), severe sanctions were imposed on the UAE today by the Crazybloxian War Council. Nukes are being considered for usage and a travel ban has been imposed. The Empire passed a bill, which would:
1. Impose laws reducing rights of Muslims, (which may be a violation of the “Freedom of Religion” resolution, passed by the WAGA (World Assembly General Assembly)
2. Blacklist UAE governmental officials from entering the country.
3. Begin expelling UAE citizens from the Crazybloxian Empire.
4. Revoke all privileges from UAE citizens.
The President attended a meeting with the CrInA (Crazybloxian Internet Assembly), which lasted 4 hours. Flag burning ceremonies involving the burning of the UAE’s flag were held and UAE was considered “severely defamed”.


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