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The Crazybloxian Times | Issue #7

The Crazybloxian Times
The Nuclear Option Is A Total Last Resort
After exploding tensions between the Crazybloxian Empire and Force, the President announced that nukes were the only last resort. The President announces that it will also nuke the International Coalition after heavy concerns about condemnation. The Crazybloxian Empire has retaliated by imposing severe sanctions on Renegalle, and satellites have been deployed above Earth to destroy trade ships, and terrorist-style tactics are being considered for use. Defamatory material is being bombed across cities, and cyber-attacks are currently in use against Force, mainly Renegalle.


Operation “ReneDefame” is cancelled
After the piece of evidence used to accuse Renegalle of genocide was destroyed, the Accusations Department subdivision of the Ministry of Cross-Country Affairs has announced a cancellation of Operation “ReneDefame”. This was announced in a speech by the chief of the Accusations Department. Other evidence to use against Renegalle has been destroyed.


Advertisements: Banned
Concerns over virus infections spreading across the Empire has encouraged the Cyber Council to make a law banning advertisements, in order to improve cybersecurity across the Empire. Concerns over viruses had been very common in 3010. Citizens say the move was great, but the economy suffers due to lack of company profits. Subsidies have been given to companies, but only companies that served food (e.g Saizeriya, McDonalds (aka McDo)). The law was recently passed with the results (182 accept, 18 no opinion, 56 deny).


The SCP Foundation Fan Crowd Goes Wild, Literally
Fiction aficionados and SCP fans have recently flocked into bookstores in huge crowds of up to 28-86k people, which was too much for the guards to handle. This large influx resulted in 19,823 deaths due to being crushed.

Humans need oxygen, but in the huge crowds, some humans might get crused and all the people in the crowd may block their access to oxygen, causing the death.

The crowds were triggered by an announcement that new SCP-173 books have been released. Crowd control task forces have been sent into malls to ensure safety in the crowds. 64 people fell off the railings and 28 of them survived, however 21 out of the 28 survivors had severe blood loss, but blood supplies were high enough, and all 21 of the people with severe blood loss survived. The book was made available online, and the crowds were so big that the book publishers could not handle the large demand for SCP-173 books. Plans for SCP-106, SCP-096, SCP-008, SCP-294 and SCP-049 books are being considered for publishing.


Nukes on Euroslavia No More
Protests across the Crazybloxian Empire petitioning against the Empire’s decision to nuke Euroslavia, has succesfully convinced the Crazybloxian War Council to retract all threats from Euroslavia. The president said this in a speech to the protestors. Peace plans with Euroslavia is being planned. The Crazybloxian War Council is considering alternative options to invading Euroslavia, like expanding and occupying vacant land.



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