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by The Thai Kingdom of Crazybloxian Empire. . 20 reads.

Crazybloxian Empire is out of the universe

Italics represent speeches by people in the empire
Crazybloxians Have Left The Universe
Today the president announced that a Crazybloxian Empire spaceship has recently left the Universe, and is now travelling to another Universe, naming the second Universe that has been entered by the spaceship “Dimension Amelyn”. April 27 has been declared “Multi-Uni Day” to celebrate this occasion.

Now here is a speech from the president:
Hello people of the Crazybloxian Empire. Today has been very sucessful for the Empire today. We are today celebrating that one of our spaceships have left the universe. Seriously my fellow people, this is very victorious and gives us special new fields for better technology and this is glorious, not only for expansion, but also for technology, Do you even know it is 3018 right now? And we were created in 907 BCE only to create the League of Empires in 1676 and join Force in c. 3000ad! I can tell you all this is all getting successful. How hard have we even endured trying to get to this point?? Seriously! We endured this hard work for expansion and glory! Be proud of yourself! For expansion!

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