The 6mg Confederation of Zynland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valko Nuuska with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.044 billion Zyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helzynki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The all-consuming Zynish economy, worth 113 trillion Pouches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,061 Pouches, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 578,147 per year while the poor average 10,888, a ratio of 53.1 to 1.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name, and official government guidance encourages binge behaviors. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zynland's national animal is the Zynish Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zynland is ranked 118,647^th in the world and 430^th in Europeia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,134.18 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.