The Federation of United Turkish Federation is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 398 million United Turkish Federationians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istankara. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Turkish Federationian economy, worth 32.2 trillion Turkish Federation Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,012 Turkish Federation Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationing United Turkish Federationians expect to be treated as royalty, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Turkish Federation's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Turkish Federation is ranked 204,049^th in the world and 103^rd in The Kodiak Republic for Fattest Citizens, with 9.25 Obesity Rate.