Population | 26.504 billion |
Capital | Astro City |
Leader | Da Big Kahuna |
Faith | Kahunaism |
Currency | Tako |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless population of 26.504 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,739 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,362 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most towns have their Da Big Kahuna High School located on Da Big Kahuna Street, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Calistan is ranked 15,539th in the world and 371st in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 322.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Theocracy of Soradev.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Novum Regnum.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The The United States of Serpleddyland.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Markanissa.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Republic of Muredok.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Protectorate of New Maxta.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 219 » Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Darakin, Kringalia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, The naked people, Tsunamy, The Solar System Scope, Ridehale, The Two Jerseys, Yellunstryer, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Cypheri, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Drystar, Theorin, Gymnostan, Walloonia, Madhonia, North Kanuckistan, Sanden, Nowa Europa, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, Rebel-topia, Drugged Monkeys, Sthalrim, Soem, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Abarri, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Fasire, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, Midand, and 169 others.The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Zaelith, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Unojo, Moridine, Indolos, Saciu, Aurcania, Piscantium, Arscanesia, The Akian Islands, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Skaladoria, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Al Madhaa, Dakalian, Farelonia, Altnavia, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Jantisha, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Ferrumetlapis, Bloonation, Pabtlau, Astriva, Koros, Uvalor, Los Lonley Boys, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Eritria, Ferfulesse, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Martzbrieg, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Frairrisburg, Empire of Pekoland, Alvira, Hacrela, Deerp, Balisca, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Nomayuki, Arhanistan, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, West Khazana Finsstan, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Greater Pardonia, Tioloman, Emagination, Hadrex, ANuadh, Purestan, The Filippinas, Krauanagaz, Cheolwa, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Vertruse, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Republic Empire of Japan, Bogani, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Mercian Legions, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Eriaco, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Poguelands, Emus and Papayas, Sedunn, Sein, Legosia, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Gwandalis, EIndonesia, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Cunny Cute and Funny, SharttingToepia, North Korea is best, Amerikanisches Imperium, Dundea Loea, Janoi Donacen, Corthsri, New Maxta, Rotenaplistan, Muredok, Legion Of The Moon, The Lombard League, Markanissa, Serpleddyland, The Novum Regnum, Dante-topia, and Soradev.