The of United federation of kurdistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Halwest the greate with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.78 billion kurds have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amed. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United federation of kurdistanian economy, worth 492 trillion Kuroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,985 Kuroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United federation of kurdistan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

United federation of kurdistan is ranked 189,116^th in the world and 495^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.97 kickbacks per hour.