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Largest Populations: 89thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,675th
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Rorschach

Population46.353 billion

CapitalSouth Bend

Currencypound of flesh
Animalbuzzard

The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 46.353 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 76,717 pounds of flesh, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and Rorschach has designated South Bend as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 9,453rd in the world and 9th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.82 years.

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Largest Populations: 89thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,675thMost Influential: 1,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,009thBest Weather: 2,049thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,334thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 5,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,059thSafest: 8,820thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,453rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,790thMost Cultured: 10,042ndSmartest Citizens: 10,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,403rdHighest Food Quality: 12,284thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,465thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,528thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,632ndNicest Citizens: 19,031stMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,141stLowest Crime Rates: 19,963rdLargest Governments: 22,106thMost Income Equality: 23,087thHealthiest Citizens: 27,899th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Rorschach's influence in Texas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Rorschach was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.
  • : Rorschach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Rorschach was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia, curing 63 million infected.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » NewTexas, Indian Empire, and Studly Penguins.

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