The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 37.878 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 64,255 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 26,545^th in the world and 24^th in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.07 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.