by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 107thMost Influential: 1,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,839th
The Watchmen of
Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
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Population37.878 billion

Currencypound of flesh

The Watchmen of Rorschach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 37.878 billion Rorschachians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rorschachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion pounds of flesh a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 64,255 pounds of flesh, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rorschach's national animal is the buzzard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rorschach is ranked 26,545th in the world and 24th in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.07 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Populations: 107thMost Influential: 1,562ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,839thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,940thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,012thTop
Best Weather: 2,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,356thHighest Economic Output: 5,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,879thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,005thMost Cultured: 8,493rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,712thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,354thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,757thSafest: 11,306thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,465thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,488thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,612thLowest Crime Rates: 16,331stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,349thNicest Citizens: 17,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,489thLargest Governments: 19,888th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the region

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