by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 81stMost Ignorant Citizens: 188thMost Devout: 238th
Iron Fist Consumerists
Donald Trump and Kanye West
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Population16.239 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald Trump and Kanye West
FaithFollowers of Trump

CurrencyTrump Steak

The BETTER THAN U AND U KNOW IT of ROM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.239 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,646 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,117 Trump Steaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 160,514th in the world and 7,550th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 909.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 81stMost Ignorant Citizens: 188thMost Devout: 238thMost Primitive: 285thLargest Black Market: 332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 409thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 448thLargest Mining Sector: 460thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 537thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605thMost Corrupt Governments: 615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 656thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 806thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,473rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,586thMost Avoided: 1,688thHighest Economic Output: 2,290thHighest Average Incomes: 2,406thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,924thNudest: 2,977thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,677thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,780thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,080thLargest Governments: 5,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,568thRudest Citizens: 6,581stMost Efficient Economies: 7,790thMost Influential: 8,165thLowest Crime Rates: 8,594thTop
Largest Populations: 13,279thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,451st
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionNudest: 90th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 173rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 216th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 228th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 261st in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the regionLargest Populations: 291st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 328th in the regionRudest Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 432nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 442nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 703rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 886th in the region

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