by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 31stMost Ignorant Citizens: 214thMost Devout: 244th
Iron Fist Consumerists
Donald Trump and Kanye West
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.286 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald Trump and Kanye West
FaithFollowers of Trump

CurrencyTrump Steak

The DRAGON ENERGY of ROM is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.286 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 3,966 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,622 Trump Steaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The only place where one can see the ROMian cherry tree is in a museum, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 87,633rd in the world and 2,778th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 82.4120653118 Days.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 31stMost Ignorant Citizens: 214thMost Devout: 244thLargest Black Market: 312thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 358thMost Primitive: 414thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 606thLargest Mining Sector: 628thMost Corrupt Governments: 647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 726thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 780thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,721stTop
Most Avoided: 1,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,319thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,468thHighest Average Incomes: 2,473rdHighest Economic Output: 2,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,872ndFattest Citizens: 2,985thNudest: 2,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,580thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,821stLargest Governments: 5,133rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,547thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,154thMost Efficient Economies: 8,231stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,823rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 9,745thMost Influential: 10,225thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,637thMost Conservative: 12,732ndLargest Populations: 13,489thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,559thMost Authoritarian: 14,785th
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 82nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionLargest Governments: 257th in the regionLargest Populations: 264th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 326th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 383rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 432nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 434th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 463rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionMost Conservative: 781st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 873rd in the region

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