by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thMost Ignorant Citizens: 192ndMost Devout: 221st
Iron Fist Consumerists
Donald Trump and Kanye West
Minister of Defence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
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Population15.006 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderDonald Trump and Kanye West
FaithFollowers of Trump

CurrencyTrump Steak

The DRAGON ENERGY of ROM is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald Trump and Kanye West with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.006 billion Trump Stans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ROMian economy, worth a remarkable 4,305 trillion Trump Steaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,928 Trump Steaks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 829,776 per year while the poor average 78,671, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

It's scientifically provable that ROMian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', small shoes often wash up on the beach, and the nation's air defense strategy is two-dimensional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ROM's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Followers of Trump.

ROM is ranked 155,849th in the world and 7,223rd in The North Pacific for Most Average, scoring 28.94 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 56thMost Ignorant Citizens: 192ndMost Devout: 221stMost Primitive: 270thLargest Black Market: 313thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 383rdLargest Mining Sector: 521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 523rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 600thMost Corrupt Governments: 602ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 656thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,246thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,429thMost Avoided: 1,670thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,863rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,258thHighest Economic Output: 2,350thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,015thFattest Citizens: 3,078thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,164thNudest: 3,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,099thLargest Governments: 5,147thMost Influential: 7,750thRudest Citizens: 7,882ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,955thMost Efficient Economies: 8,115thTop
Largest Populations: 13,604thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,739thMost Conservative: 15,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,951stMost Authoritarian: 17,278thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,439th
Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionNudest: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 236th in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionLargest Governments: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 394th in the regionRudest Citizens: 414th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 433rd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 795th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 842nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 864th in the regionMost Conservative: 905th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 925th in the region

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